Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Vettai karan.........Hunting the masses!!!!!!!!


Major disasters which shook the country in the year 2009: Swine flu, LTTE war, Indians being attacked in Australia and Vettaikaran…….

This film was supposed to be Vijay’s launch pad for his entry into politics……..But little would he have imagined that it not only meant curtains for his political career but also for his acting career….It was not even torture…it was sheer cruelty metted out to the people…

The film starts with the “hero” trying for a police job inspired by a police officer and he migrates to the city for his college…He “ACCIDENTALLY” brushes past anushka in the train station and his romance starts there….The film supposed to take a lighter turn here wit some jokes astonishingly agonizes the audience with their pathetic sense of humor which includes the hero imagining himself having kids with the heroine…(It would have been more interesting had he shown the way in which these kids were born :D:D)…And this part was actually taken from Dhoom……lol

And then there was this song….”Naan adicha thanga matta….”…A better version would have been “Naan nadicha thanga matta….”…..And there was a still in which the hero’s image splits up into five, giving 5 images of vijay on the scree….Was it actually on the screen or was it my head which was spinning???? I really couldn’t differentiate…….

Then he goes to his college all determined to become police officer and there again a scene copied from another film…this time it’s the beautiful mind…….Now Anushka’s bike gets stolen and the hero brings it back only to realize that anushka had lost it by purpose and she actually loves him…..GRRRRRRRR….At this point of time the entire audience were really irritated…This movie was getting onto their nerves…..I guess even the hero wouldn’t have believed that the heroine was in love with him…And then the usual.The villain is a womanizer. .He lusts for hero’s friend…Surprising coz all his movies have the little part for the heroines were they actually shout in pain and cry wen the villan tortures them…….Anushka was denied even that…..and all she does is come sometime in between wearing skimpy clothes, looking amazingly hot, completely drenched in water and shake her body and disappear back into the curtains…..as I was saying…so the hero beats up the villain. Now the villain’s father gets angry and he is now in war with vijay. .Vijay defeats the astonishingly stupid villain…..I mean…that villain is the most feared guy…..and all he does is sit and watch wit an awry smile, vijay demolishing his empire…….

Yeah…I nearly forgot…..the waterfall scene….man….that guy jumps around 300 ft in the water and he is hurt only in the leg..that too by a tiny twig…..The interval comes up there…and after the interval most of them were remaining outside the cinema hall…..They refused to come in!!!!!!!

And another thing…..this guy burns the one of the villain on his face….the next scen…that guy has his body covered and face left open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And after all this amazingly mundane fiasco, the villain is shot by a blind police officer…

Don’t ask me how…it just happens……

Phew….when the film was over…everyone was rushing out of the theatre…..It was prbly a film where they had to pay and then endure pain…….Was there any relief at all in the film?????

Yeah…Anushka…….Anushka saved the day for all the guys….but for the females?????LOL…..


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