Vettai karan.........Hunting the masses!!!!!!!!

Major disasters which shook the country in the year 2009: Swine flu, LTTE war, Indians being attacked in Australia and Vettaikaran…….

This film was supposed to be Vijay’s launch pad for his entry into politics……..But little would he have imagined that it not only meant curtains for his political career but also for his acting career….It was not even torture…it was sheer cruelty metted out to the people…

The film starts with the “hero” trying for a police job inspired by a police officer and he migrates to the city for his college…He “ACCIDENTALLY” brushes past anushka in the train station and his romance starts there….The film supposed to take a lighter turn here wit some jokes astonishingly agonizes the audience with their pathetic sense of humor which includes the hero imagining himself having kids with the heroine…(It would have been more interesting had he shown the way in which these kids were born :D:D)…And this part was actually taken from Dhoom……lol

And then there was this song….”Naan adicha thanga matta….”…A better version would have been “Naan nadicha thanga matta….”…..And there was a still in which the hero’s image splits up into five, giving 5 images of vijay on the scree….Was it actually on the screen or was it my head which was spinning???? I really couldn’t differentiate…….

Then he goes to his college all determined to become police officer and there again a scene copied from another film…this time it’s the beautiful mind…….Now Anushka’s bike gets stolen and the hero brings it back only to realize that anushka had lost it by purpose and she actually loves him…..GRRRRRRRR….At this point of time the entire audience were really irritated…This movie was getting onto their nerves…..I guess even the hero wouldn’t have believed that the heroine was in love with him…And then the usual.The villain is a womanizer. .He lusts for hero’s friend…Surprising coz all his movies have the little part for the heroines were they actually shout in pain and cry wen the villan tortures them…….Anushka was denied even that…..and all she does is come sometime in between wearing skimpy clothes, looking amazingly hot, completely drenched in water and shake her body and disappear back into the curtains…..as I was saying…so the hero beats up the villain. Now the villain’s father gets angry and he is now in war with vijay. .Vijay defeats the astonishingly stupid villain…..I mean…that villain is the most feared guy…..and all he does is sit and watch wit an awry smile, vijay demolishing his empire…….

Yeah…I nearly forgot…..the waterfall scene….man….that guy jumps around 300 ft in the water and he is hurt only in the leg..that too by a tiny twig…..The interval comes up there…and after the interval most of them were remaining outside the cinema hall…..They refused to come in!!!!!!!

And another thing…..this guy burns the one of the villain on his face….the next scen…that guy has his body covered and face left open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And after all this amazingly mundane fiasco, the villain is shot by a blind police officer…

Don’t ask me how…it just happens……

Phew….when the film was over…everyone was rushing out of the theatre…..It was prbly a film where they had to pay and then endure pain…….Was there any relief at all in the film?????

Yeah…Anushka…….Anushka saved the day for all the guys….but for the females?????LOL…..

The mastero!!!!!

hi folks...writing a blog after a long time.........was i really busy???Well....actually i was too lazy to put myself on the chair and type this out....:D

So our topic of discussion today????Hmmmmm...Let me c........

One thing that prbly catches the attention of most guys,next to girls of course(That's a given if u r in an estrogen starved campus :D ),is cricket.....Over the years cricket has evolved into a religion,an obsession.The first thing that strikes us wen we talk about sports is cricket and half the ppl dunno that hockey is supposed to be our national sport....(I came to know of it only yesterday :D).....

Cricketers bravely contest in the elections and win hands down without any prior knowledge about politics...thats bcoz of the enormous popularity that cricket has given them.........Its something like Pamela anderson becoming a mathematics professor just bcoz she knows a lot about curves :D........

If there is one thing that can unite all the people of this country without any discrimination on the basis of religion,its only cricket.........Not even mallika sherawat can do this....trust me :)

So do these cricketers deserve the kind of adulation that they receive from the people?????If anyone deserves it,its none other than the mastero himself....The great sachin ramesh tendulkar........The pride of the Indian batting line up...........With close to 40,000 international runs under his belt,he is set to make a record none can ever break........

So Wat's so special about this post????You might think that its just another crazy fan of sachin worshipping his batting......You are wrong there......This was the innings that made me just another fan among the millions of fans he has acquired...........

Innocent unless proven guilty.......My case is similar

People used to think that sachin was the fulcrum of the Indian line up......And whenever he hit a century ppl were praising it so much.......I used to scorn at them....I thought "Its absolutely normal for a batsman to hit century...that's why they are paid so much,you god damn ppl......."

Wat i failed to realise is the fact that even though lots of other ppl in the Indian line up itself have a lot of talent ,its his style and technique that everyone fall for....Take dravid for example...he has got his own bit of talent........You bowl any ball at him and you can be sure that the ball doesn't cross the 30 yard circle........

There are many innings that showed his class,now that i think about it......Take his 186 against NZ.......It was a run riot by Sachin and Dravid against a hapless NZ bowling attack.....Then there was his 98 against Pakistan in the 2003 world cup........An incident i remember is that when akram was bowling,Sachin hit a lofted shot towards mid on..it was a plan to get sachin out......but razzaq had pre anticipated the ball and he moved forward a bit too much and ended up missing the catch....It was then when Akram shouted "Do you know whose catch you have missed?????"

That's what sachin means to India and wat he means to the rest of the world.....

What makes highly feared is the fact that he is really versatile....He can be a demon hooker.he can be a slogger and he can play the supporting role and he can also accompany Dravid in testing the bowlers' patience by not letting any ball cross the bowler.......

Guess am testing all your patience by not even talking about the topic i wanted to talk about :D:D:D

Well.......It was a regular coll day that day and i came to my room after a toiling day only to see Australia blast the heck outta Indian bowling attack....I moaned in despair...."Another thrashing....Whenever will these guys have some shame and start playing well?????" i thought......

The target set was 351 and India started well and reached 66 before the monkey in shewag took over and made him chip one straight down the fielders throat.........Tendulkar started scratchily in the beginning..nudging a few.......As time moved on he grew in confidence.......But so did the Australian bowlers as wickets kept tumbling at the other side..The worst part was that the bowling attack consisted of all fresh faces....it was like playing with an Australin b- team....And still we managed to create a fiasco out of it...It was finally at a score of 162/4 and an asking rate of nearly 8,that brought the pair of Sachin and raina together........I would like to add a piece of word here about Australian fielding......They fielded as if every run as the run between victory and defeat....and Pointing especially.....man he was jumping around the field like he had never done before.......I have guess that he thought he was in a gymnastics competition and not a cricket ground..........But nothin could stop sachin...it was simply his day.....he drove the ball,flicked it,paddle swept it.....he could just do no mistake.....and his consecutive sixes straight down the ground showed that on that day Sachin meant business.....And like a caring father,Sachin mentored Raina and slowly Raina started to open up.....With both of them firing on all cylinders India hoped that they could script a historic win....The Australians looked an upset bunch....

Once micheal Kasprowich said after Sachin's magnificent knock against te=hem in Sharjah" We dint lose to the team India.We lost to a person called Sachin"

Raina paced a beautiful innings as his mentor thrashed the aussie bowling apart at the other side

Raina's innings was one of balance...He lofted the ball in the air when reqd and maintained a calm composition......But when he lofted it ,it sailed way past the boundaries.....With raina playin the second fiddle,Sachin was a happy man......

Ricky pointing????

Well he would have been consistently reminded about the Johannesburg incident where Gibbs single handedly chased down the target of 434.....No...Sachin was in a better form.......Sachin was like a raging fire.........But sachin's happiness would be short lived as Raina would loft one too many in the air to offer a simple catch to the keeper.........But Sachin kept on attacking on all fours and when the scoreboard said 19 reqd of 17,Sachin had done almost all the work.....He attempted the lofted paddle sweep only to be decieved by a slower ball and the ball ended up right in the hands of the fielder.......With 19 to win off 16 balls,India miraculously managed to make a complete mess of it and lose the match.....Ultimately Australia's dedication and commitment paid off...A knock of 175,prbly his best ever considering the situation wasnt enough......he rose to the occassion and it was simply wasted....Wat an innings......I had the previlege of watching one the gratest ever batsman play one of his greatest ever knocks..........Memories of the 1999 test match against pakistan returned to haunt him as India was in a similar situation when sachin got out that time too......16 reqd with 3 wickets in hand and they managed to lose it..................

Most of us went to bed that night crying........Prbly sachin himself was crying......What an innings and what a waste it became......